The things we do for love

Look at this asshole, perching on me and making me act like I normally crouch down like that when I work. By asshole I'm referring to the cat, not me who clearly puts up with it like it's no thang. Photo courtesy of Mego, who is currently working from home across the table from me on this fine snowy day. I had no clue, otherwise I might have had enough decency to stop it. Jeez.

Also, look at that messy table. I have to have lotion near me at all times lest any inch of my body get itchy, and I think I have three different drinks going.