Sunday, February 13, 2011

Riddle me this

How on Earth is it possible to do 2.5 miles out and back with the wind blowing towards you the entire time? I would like to call shenanigans on Ms. Nature.

(I would also like to let her know that I just shaved 30 seconds of my 2.5 mile time despite her nonsense thankyouverymuch.)

OH, and while I was running up a giant hill, my undies were headed south, so I literally reached both arms into my pants (we’re talking to the elbows here) and yanked them up, Urkel-style. As I settled them into a place just shy of a wedgie, I glanced around real quick and OF COURSE THERE WAS A GUY WALKING BEHIND ME. Worse part was that my turnaround point was at the top of that hill, so I had to run right past his smirky face on my way back down. Blerg.

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