Best/Worst Game EVER

• I realized after having my conversation with myself this morning that due to plans tonight I would not be able to run outside in this BEAUTIFUL weather -200 points
• So I went up to the gym at work at lunch time instead. +250 points
• I ran almost 2 miles, although I could/should have gone further. I was simply bored of that stupid treadmill. -20 points(for wimping out)
• I did my Latin ass workout that I ripped out of a magazine. I looked ridiculous doing it…ridiculously HOT, that is (thoughts totally count as reality). +100 points
• Followed it up by not 10, not 20, not 30 but 45 push-ups!!! +45 points
• Continued on to do full ab workout without resting in between exercises. +100 points
  
  Score update at the half: 275 points

• Took some time to stretch to the full version of Purple Rain. +25 points
• Decided 45 push-ups weren’t enough, so I tacked on another 15 for a clean 60. +15 points
• Spotted a jump rope (picture a bird noticing a worm in the ground, head tilt and all) and decided to try it for 5 minutes or so. +25 points
• Realized within 3 jumps that apparently jumping up and down is infinitely more intense on my bladder than running and I legit PEED MY PANTS. AT WORK. -350 points

EPIC JUMP ROPE FAIL. FINAL SCORE -10 POINTS
Luckily for me and everyone else here, there is a shower and I was done with my workout so I was able to return to my office with some dignity. But I knew…I totally knew.