A Few Random Things About MOI

• Whenever I hear/see/think of the word kegel, I automatically do a few (you know you totally just did it, ladies)
• Llamas always make me llaugh…something about their llips
• My go-to drink is a Ketel One martini, filthy dirty
• I love redheads, and dream of one day having the cutest little ginger babies
• I get the hiccups pretty much on the daily
• I must have the toilet paper come from the top of the roll, and will not hesitate to fix the roll if I’m visiting someone else and it’s coming from the bottom
• I am excellent at whistling
• I met (and have a picture with) none other than Mario Lopez when he was running the Boston Marathon several years ago, mainly because he stopped at the port-o-potty outside of my house, and possibly because I was holding a sign that said GO BAYSIDE!