Accidental Dong Sighting!

I got stopped by someone in the office to chat, and what did I spy over her shoulder in the conference room but THIS:

(Well hello there, fella.)

I of course rushed through the conversation, crossing my legs and awkwardly putting my hand near my crotch in the universal "I really have to pee" symbol (is that still applicable when you're older than 5?). When at last I was released, I bolted into my office to grab my camera. 

I've submitted it to Accidental Dong...fingers crossed it gets in! (Don't worry, that site is safe for work!)