Hot diggity

Holy shit.

It’s a pig. Made out of pigs. Wrapped in BACON. A bacon pig.
I shouldn’t, right? Oh but I will. This bitch will be on my table before Sunday…believe it.

At least there are no carbs…

It's nice to MEAT you

I haven’t made much of it on here, but I did give up meat for Lent this year and this post depicts my mindset just about now.

"Oh, nice dress...Target?"

"Congratulations! Cute baby."

"I'm going to grab a quick nap..."

"Oh I love your tattoo...is it Japanese?"

"Hmm...maybe a run will help take my mind off meat..."

"Hello?...HELLO?!"

"Oh good, you're preparing the Easter ham."

 TWO MORE DAYS. JUST TWO. LONGEST LENT EVERRRRRRRRRR.