According to bestfunfacts.com, I now run faster than:
A garden snail (they run 0.03 mph)
A three-toed sloth (flying along at 0.15 mph)
A giant tortoise (blistering pace of 0.17 mph)
A spider (Tegenearia atrica) (slow mo-fo only gets up to 1.17 mph even with 8 legs)
ANNNND (thankfully) a cockroach (they can kill it at 3 mph…which, if I saw happening, would make me barf)
Someday soon, I’m going to catch up to a house mouse (whoa buddy, 8 mph)
and then eventually a chicken (9 mph and that’s without even having arms).
Ima get you, chicken. Then ima EAT YOU.
We would make good running partners! My everyday running pace is about 5.7 mph. I go up to about 6 mph in races, and yes I can manage 6.5 if I push it. It's not lightning-speed, but we'll get the distance covered! It's funny, I was just remembering that I went running with you some time when we were kids... we must have been in 5th grade or something... though I don't recall it being a frequent occurrence...
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