Thursday, October 6, 2011

I like big BUTTS and I can not lie...

Two people have found this blog by google image searching "tomato butt chick".

Yes, seriously.

For the record, Google search honed in on She Says Tomato thanks to none other than Ms. Kim Kardashian, whose butt I did write a post about. It's awesomely disturbing (her butt, not the post). Since I know you don't like clicking on links, here's a copy of the post itself:

Butt seriously

Although I have an hourglass figure when viewed from the front (well, more like an hour and a half), I have a major paranoia about having pancake-ass syndrome. You know, when your side profile in the back just goes from your back down to your legs in one long line? I do squats and run up hills think about all sorts of exercises I could do in an effort to maintain a nice, round, muscular bum all the time, and I love to admire celebrity bums. Which brings me to Kim Kardashian. What in the bazooka is that thing on the back of her body!? There's no way that's real, right? Yet in photo after photo, that chick's badonkadonk is owning its own area code like a boss. I'm disturbed intrigued.





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