Opposite Day

Yesterday:

• I woke up early and cleaned my house
• I had four of my lovely lady friends over for a late breakfast of smoothies, mini bagels, muffins, fruit salad and laughter
• I went to the gym and ran a 5K on the treadmill in 40 minutes (including 5 minute walking warm-up)
• I came home and did squats post-run at my brother’s insistence that it would be better (as many as you can do for 20 seconds/rest 10 seconds for 4 minutes)
• Learned that “better”=”rubber”
• Took a long hot shower and got into my comfiest, coziest sweats
• Cleared out my DVR and ate cous cous
• Watched the Patriots make a complete mockery of Tim Tebow and the Broncos
• Went to bed and slept for almost 12 hours. TWELVE HOURS.

Today:

•  I’ve been a complete

(loafer)