Cooties

There's a guy at work who has an 'in' with someone at a toy company, so sometimes he brings us in cool stuff to play with. Yesterday he brought me a stress ball in a net bag that was supposed to be 'cooties'. (Cue flashback to 3rd grade).

This was the result after 10 minutes of me playing with it. Apparently I was more stressed than I realized...and does this mean I really do have cooties now?