Would you mind slowing down a bit so I can climb back on? I started leaning over the side sometime after my glorious run last week to check out some roadside barbeques. The animals at those parties somehow dragged me off the wagon, and although I very much enjoyed my time with them, I’m ready to go home. Plus, they send you away with goodie bags and mine contained 3 pounds.
I’m ready to be back. Back to my sexy workouts. Back to my delicious healthy meals. Back to that place in my head where I’m smiling…on the inside.
So could you please (pretty please) lend me a hand and pull me back on? I promise I’ll keep away from the sides.
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I SAID WAIT UP, ASSHOLE. LET ME BACK ON. THANK YOU.
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