1. If it is my dream to meet the love of my life at the grocery store (I know, so original), it’s probably best that I don’t wear sweatpants and a hat every time I go to the grocery store.
2. If perchance I’m at the grocery store and do not look like a scum bag, that is probably not the best time to make eye contact with a cute guy as I’m picking up a 30lb box of kitty litter.
3. Reading a book about a single woman who gets randomly abducted and tortured during the middle of the day isn’t probably the smartest choice for a single woman living alone who likes to read a book before bed.
4. Speaking of cats, if I hear one horking up a hair ball in the middle of the night, it's not wise to wait and 'find it in the morning.'
No comments:
Post a Comment