Accidental Dong Sighting!

I got stopped by someone in the office to chat, and what did I spy over her shoulder in the conference room but THIS:

(Well hello there, fella.)

I of course rushed through the conversation, crossing my legs and awkwardly putting my hand near my crotch in the universal "I really have to pee" symbol (is that still applicable when you're older than 5?). When at last I was released, I bolted into my office to grab my camera. 

I've submitted it to Accidental Dong...fingers crossed it gets in! (Don't worry, that site is safe for work!)

The best laid plans...

I like to set little goals for myself each morning. I might say that I'm going to do 10 pushups against the bathroom sink every time I go in there, or that I will drink 3 giant bottles of water, or that I will NOT eat any of the sweets around the office. 

Today my goal was based on this cool new water bottle I snagged:

 
Since it's not that big and can easily be chugged, my goal was to refill it every time I got up to go to the bathroom. Can you spot the flaw in my logic? 

Hint: I may as well move my desk into the ladies room.

Perk: Significant steps taken in an otherwise sedentary job.