Showing posts with label self praise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label self praise. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Wait, what? WHOA.

I have the most ridiculous confession to make. As the daughter of an electrician (or maybe because I'm the daughter of an electrician) I have zero knowledge about electricity. In fact, I have a very healthy fear of respect for it. 

Tonight I did the bravest thing I've ever done in terms of playing with electricity. I have an electric stove (boo, hiss) and I was trying to figure out how to clean the gross pans under the burners. I lift them up sometimes (ohhhh so gingerly) but I looked at them tonight and had enough. I know that you can buy new pans, so there MUST be a way to get them off. Yet they've always been kind of like one of those puzzles to me where you have to get the ring off the ropes but there's no opening. 

I was cleaning near and around them, and suddenly I thought...what if I pull it?  I hesitantly gave it a tiny tug and nothing happened. I envisioned a large spark, maybe an explosion even, where my hair would singe off and my face would look like pizza for life. But I conquered the fear and realized I'm in my 30s, I live alone, and at the current time I have no one to come in and clean my stove top for me.

So I pulled it. AND OHMYGOD THOSE THINGS COME OUT!!!! 



I know you probably already know this, and I'm glad I'm imparting the information via the internet so you can mock me in private, but if I could have taught one new person one new piece of information today my work here is done.

Next step: Changing a lightbulb with the light switch turned on. I'm fearless!

Friday, September 21, 2012

I am kicking Friday's ass so far...

  • Woke up, got out of bed and saw the cute little pile of cat puke just outside of my bedroom door BEFORE I stepped in it (a gift for locking them out of my bedroom for the night).
Nice try, bitches
  •  Made an impromptu decision to step on the scale. I HAVE LOST JUST UNDER 10 POUNDS SINCE STARTING PALEO
Nooooo shit!
  •  Cooked this delicious breakfast for myself in under 5 minutes (eggs, spinach and tomatoes sauteed with coconut oil, sliced tomato on the side)
 

  • Drove all the way to work with less than no gas, hoping to save 30 cents per gallon at the Stop and Shop gas station.
Nailed it
  •  I think pixelated Hulk Hogan says it best: 
 

Monday, February 21, 2011

February Week 3! (aka weekend weigh-in)

Goals to actual results breakdown:

1. Lose weight every week: CHECK
  • I lost 2 pounds!!!
2. Finish C25K: IN PROGRESS (SO CLOSE TO FINISHED!!!)
  • Finished W8D3 today, 2.75 miles running (3.1 with warmup/cooldown)
3. Do a non-running workout at least once: CHECK and CHECK
  • Did 8 miles on the bike and 10 minutes on the rowing machine
4. Only drink 2 times during the week: CHECK
  • Defeated Saturday like a champ, drank Monday and Tuesday
If only I had more arms and a bigger back…I have so much patting to do!